Fan Character Universe

Jimmy :Ermm.. Ummm... I'm just-- trying on my new tights and I want no one to see me, so if you could, please... hehe, like... look another direction *smiles silly* hehe

Myst:hmm,i know liars *looks in bag* playing hero..lets walk and talk*they walk and talk until they come to the are a of the attack*
ok,punk, i gota show you how to be a hero....you know how? oh...howrye gonna bring themm to justice then?

(Back at Aiko's)
Crash: What channel?
Toxic: Don't know. Try 24.
Crash: Okay.
(TV changes to Family Guy)
Peter: Oh my God! You've returned! You've returned to give us the good word!
Jesus: What word?
(Peter begins the Bird is the Word dance)
Crash: Haha! I always did sort of like Family Guy.
Toxic: Why'd Peter press his face on the screen?
Crash: Uh... breaking the 4th wall?

Myst:try a better hiding place!*walks to his house ,flustered*
ugh, computer, get me to my tv room*the elevator opens and he drops down, when the doors open he is greeted with crash's group staring at thew tv wathing family guy*
Myst:ok, did computer let you in, or should i say something witty, like "loook what the cat dragged in!"

The shape of a quite short and skinny kid could be seen up high in the sky, seeming to swing on ropes, until it reaches the attack area. He then looks down and thinks "Hmmm... what happened/ how and why? Well... no buzz, no nothing, guess I can check it out..." and jumped down there. He was a kid wearing some green tights, a quite baggy yellow jumper and some shades under a mask made out of a sock, pretty ridiculous costume.

Crash: You be quiet, Tskune. It's getting to the good part.
(Family Guy comes back on)
Brian: Yeah Peter, what has you upset?
Peter: "SURFING BIRD". IS GONE.
(Back in reality)
Crash: Mute!
Toxic: Why did you do that? I wanted to hear his rant.
Crash: It's sort of inappropriate.
Toxic: Since when did you care about inappropriate?
Crash: Just now. Unmute.

Myst:TSKUNE! why i should....i dunno, but ill set corrolus on you.

Crash: Corro what?
Toxic: Darn, I left my spell book at home.

*a giant bear leaps out of the tv ,it is green and has a large bug on itsd head*
Myst:Damnit corrolus, thats the 5 th tv! by the way, wheres the chick with the crush-thing....coke..or jake...AIKO! thats the one, wasnt she breaking into my house with you?
Corrolus:me likes sake!
Myst:computer, get him some sake....and everyone else,ima feeling a drinking game...ok, we watch sonic x and whenever sonics name is mentioned, then we take a drink.

Crash & Toxic: O_O;
Aiko: Oi, Crash! Didja take all my Coke?! *Sees Myst* Oh, hiya bad boy! I brought back some beer!
Crash: Ahem, your wannabe - boyfriend is trying to get ME drunk. I'm 13! My body can't handle it!
Aiko: Mine can, so shaddap and take a sip. (Gives Crash beer)
Crash: Real funny. (Empties and puts bottle in recycle)

Myst:hmm, ill ditch sake this once for beer*downs it* ahhh im glad i can hold my drink.

(1 hour later)
Aiko (Drunk): Howez wii go 2 mah bed cutie...?
Toxic: Shouldn't we stop her?
Crash: I don't know. Wait until something funny happens.

Myst:aye aye sir! to the basement!*he starts doing a mix of the robot and the canc-can over to the fridge* avast! my sails are be buffeted,FIRE ON THE POOP DECKUTH!

*myst suddenly falls over and begins laguhing and crying at the same time as coughing*
occ:computer is a background char so im not braking any rules by voicing him.
computer:sire, more drink?
Myst:oh, yes my chap, verry good.AHH! le vintage! le toilet! le pickled toaduh!

Crash: Uh... that's not funny.
Toxic: We better go stop Myst from getting too drunk and killing himself.
Aiko (Drunk): Luke... I am your father of the woodchucker who could chuck wood and his name was Chuck... (Burp) Baby, baby, baby oohhhhhh... (Fails at singing Justin Beiber song)
Crash: Okay, sort of funny.

Myst:ARNOLD! I CHUCK NORRIS CHALLENGE YOU!*he points at aiko and they instantly begin brawling until they collapse mumbling things*
Myst:Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs..If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong..We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police...Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't...ugh,my spleen hurts...

Crash: O_O;
Aiko (Still drunk): Woohoo! Fun... like bouncy houses with clowns stuck in the wall... and the pied piper piping a pipe... ha ha ha...
Toxic: What do we do now?
Crash: No idea.

*Myst passes out for 5 seconds and then gets up and acts like nothing happened*
Myst:jolly good drinking party that was!

Crash: Job solved.
Aiko: (Sleeping)

*the next morning*
Myst:ah, nothing like the awesomeness of relaxing, reading Haruhi Suzumiya ,drinkin' milk...ahhhh....DOH! i have a headache! how much alcohol did i drink last night!
Occ:milk is myst fave drink

Crash: A lot.
Aiko: *Yawn* Gonna go get some bacon. Cya later.

Myst:hmm, i dont feel like being a cat today...
Kyoko:why is that honey?
myst:'cauuse cats are so placid...and wierd..also...they can lick their genitals....AH! ITSA YOU!
computer:ha! FOOLED YOU!

Myst:phew...ill go se what bacon looks like....

Crash: ...What are ge-
Aiko: I GOT THE BACON!!
Crash: Yeah!

Myst:dang, i was susing that as an excuse...

Aiko: I got the juiciest piece of bacon for you, cutie! *Hands Myst bacon*
Crash: I like crunchy bacon best. *Munch*

myst:wow, its lucky ima good cook...*he cooks some and puts it in an english style breakfast with eggs, mushrooms,bacon(of course) and bread.*
Myst:if ya wanted beans ya shouldve asked, what do ya think?